Truth in Advertising

On Friday, I spent part of my day off catching up with some errands. On the spur of the moment, I went in to one of my favorite retail emporiums: TJ Maxx. Since I have a tendency to get sucked in when shopping, I started getting pretty hungry after an hour or two....and TJ has an enticing "gourmet" food aisle heavily stocked with imported candies, cookies, jams, jellies, etc. As I perused this aisle, I saw several boxes of cookies that looked pretty good to me; and I was seriously thinking about buying one of them, even though I knew I shouldn't. Then...my eyes fell on a package on the lower shelf.... "Look at our bottoms!" the labeling read. My first thought was, "Look at my bottom....after cookies." So, rather than looking at the chocolate covered bottom of the cookies being advertised, I promptly scurried from the aisle and went to look at baby clothes and shoes...bought an outfit for my niece and a cute pair of ballet flats instead. My bottom thanks me.